May 2013
snitskys:
hearing your favourite song while you’re doing something and stopping so you can just
forever-classyx:
Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
caelhammer:
what if i was cool
oh wait
i am
urbancatfitters:
i don’t want to be all “oh i’m so ugly and so fat and everyone hates me and i’m so untalented” because it’s like i’m fishing for compliments or something and i don’t want to do that?? but that’s just how i feel sometimes and like it’s dumb that you can’t have opinions on yourself without other people telling you to shut up like sorry this is how i feel
dietchola:
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
I don’t even think I’ll love my husband as much as I loved One Direction in summer 2012
EVGENI MALKIN YOU BEAUTIFUL RUSSIAN PRINCE
rebeccaeleni-:
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
me: ew the ice cream is melting
my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
this is the cutest thing i have ever seen im going to cry
here are my nudes for free . not spam i repeat...
http://www.961kiss.com/d/?21
stupidstagram:
stupidstagram:
when i was a freshman in high school for the senior prank they took all the desks/chairs out of the school and shaped huge penis on the soccer field with them.
U THINK IM JOKING
buttlicked:
You’re bad at grammar? *pats u on shoulder* their, they’re, there.
idk why i even bother getting crushes on people because it’s not like i’m gonna end up dating them anyway so like it’s such a waste of feelings
airrogance:
how do people cheat i cant even find one person to kiss me let alone two
biologytextbook:
*presses clear button on calculator 12 times*
